It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like New Year's

This parody premiered at a New Year's party welcoming 2005

 

It's beginning to look a lot like New Year's

Everywhere you go

The Democrats hit the showers

The Dubya's still in power

But his cabinet was emptied as we know

 

It's beginning to look a lot like New Year's

Hurricanes did blow

Chuck and Frances, they were a team

Back to back with Ivan and Jean

At least it wasn't snow!

 

For celebrities, there was no shortage,

        just look at Miss Paris and Little Nicole

Romping around America

        with a Chihuahua puppy in tow

And Janet Jackson gave us all a special halftime show!

 

 

It's beginning to look a lot like New Year's

We made it through alive

We remained on orange alert

Dug Saddam from the desert dirt

Golly, maybe we'll get Osama in '05

 

It's beginning to look a lot like New Year's

Sports scandals new and old

There were steroids and drugs for all

And professional "basket-brawl"

Even Paul Hamm's gold

 

Tag:

Looking back on two thousand and four

There was plenty to adore

But look out, "oh-five..."

We're sure there will BE...PLEN-TY MORE!

 

 

 

 

 @ 2004 Key of E Flat Publishing

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